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The Television Will Not Be Revolutionized

by Black DaVinci (Promise Pseudo)

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Work My Plan 04:13
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Ego Trippin' 04:53
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Ruxpin 02:38
You missed the mark from the start cause you ain't got the heart You ain't up to snuff 'cause you are full of fluff. Out your cotton-picking mind if you think I'm falling for your bluff, shame on me if you even fool me once. He ain't never been a dunce, Hard Knock High, I ain't never been a punk. Never ran, but I might have to duck/ cause fuck niggas are too scared to knuckle up - turn your mind to marinara with them shells... Put the tape on, and 8 million mouths move their lips to the same song, eyelids synchronized to the speech as it rides unquantized over beats -Eyes little orbs of glass that don't see. But the stories told to kids will make them dream; give them wings, and hopefully those stories also have a message. Because when kids get grown they can go and get a weapon, maybe run up in your home with the stove to get your breakfast... You got a problem with the kid? I don't know what it is, but you niggas better bear with it. I'm on a tear, and I'm terrific... What's this about? Everytime you open your mouth, somebody else's voice is coming out. Now, that's cheesy like Chuck, Goofy like a troop full of yoots with their hands on the can - no Campbell's soup in the pantry. Just ants. Got a nigga feeling antsy. Pushing 'caine to get those whips painted candy. The dolce vita, put Dolce & Gabana on my senorita. At the cabana sipping margaritas. Sounds a lot better than staring at the sky from a stretcher, thinking life's not chess - it's checkers. Boy, what you're parroting is embarrasing! The parody is everything American. And rarely is there parity in anything. Verily, verily, life is but a dream - up shit's creek merrily. These rappers spit that Derelicte. They're teddy bears and I'm just on a tear and terrifique.
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[HOOK] Bats in my city, got a bat in my trunk/ And I drive slow with my eyes low from that skunk// When I go in, I show out, I stunt/ If I told you twice, then a nigga told you once, don't be a dunce// Tedddy Ruxpin ass niggas better bear with it/ I'm rare, suave, debonair with a flair for getting bitties out their best linens// Now eff with him/ None want war with warweare and plus the set's with him// And he stretch chickens... pilates for the poultry/ her eyes were sultry, she said define adultry// I'm something like a sultan, suckers shouldn't insult me/ Why're you acting so salty, nigga look at you sulking// [MUGGZY'S VERSE] [HOOK] I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I'm feeling myself, like a masturbator (jerk)/ more like a master chef, y'all niggas can't match the flavor// you're on match.com, tryna play match-maker/ looking for a match made in heaver, I'll send you to heaven, you can meet your maker// sipping Maker's mark, you act real well, you can play that part/ but that role ain't you, ain't paid them dues, can't fill them shoes (true!) I know you seen me in the video, they don't play me on the radio/ flow Radio, and away he go (no) away we go with a hoe down for fellatio// [FRANK MO$E$' VERSE] [HOOK] Don't watch me, nigga, watch television/ They put cameras in so they can watch you while you watch it// The watchmaker says that it's 5 til midnight on that doomsday clock, got me feeling like the Watchmen// but who's joking on that Roschach budget? Doc Manhattan moves when your boy goes public and the hoes gon' love it, you ain't a player; you're platonic in that platano republic// [PHRANCHYZE'S VERSE] [HOOK]
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released March 11, 2014

All songs recorded by Black DaVinci.
All songs produced by Black DaVinci, except:
- Track 1 which was co-produced by NewActs
- Track 12 which was co-produced by Baby Genius
All songs written by Black DaVinci, except:
- Track 5 which was co-written with oz. and Muggzy Flowz
- Track 11 which was co-written with Muggzy Flowz, Frank Mo$e$ and Phranchyze.

On this album:
Black DaVinci: www.soundcloud.com/blackdavinciii
Muggzy Flowz: www.muggzyflowz.com
Frank Mo$e$: www.nipproductions.com
Phranchyze: www.phranchyze.com
Murphy!: www.soundcloud.com/murphymeos

All songs mix/mastered by Black DaVinci, except:
- Tracks 2, 6, 8, 9, 11 mixed by NewActs (www.soundcloud.com/new-acts)
- Track 7 mixed by Myster C (www.soundcloud.com/myster-c-1)
Cover art by: Glory Gold & Glitter (www.facebook.com/GloryGoldandGlitter)

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Black DaVinci Austin, Texas

Promise Pseudo is the art official in a world full of the artificial. SuperEGO does not know how to play music, music knows how to play him. Black DaVinci is more than the moniker it is the motivation.

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